PARISH PATCH INN -- CERTIFICATE!

How You Can Get 2 …

FREE OVERNIGHT STAYS At The

ParishPatch Inn

Bed and Breakfast Resort,

OR A $150.00 GIFT CARD!

An Old Farmer's Advice:

* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

* Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.

* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

* Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.

* Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.

* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

* Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

* It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

* You cannot unsay a cruel word.

* Every path has a few puddles.

* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

* The best sermons are lived, not preached.

* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.

* Don't judge folks by their relatives.

* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.

* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.

* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

* The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.

* Always drink upstream from the herd.

* Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.

* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

Want to EARN A FREE OVERNIGHT STAY AT PARISH PATCH INN . . . OR $150.00 GIFT CARD?

Tell your family, friends, co-workers and associates who want to sell their home how TeamclarkRealty can turn their property into a TALKING-HOUSE-POWERHOUSE!

Something To Ponder:

* According to the 2003 NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF REALTORS® Profile of Home Buyers and Sellers, the typical FSBO home sold for $145,000, compared to $175,000 for a salesperson-assisted home. This means that even if FSBOs pay a 6-percent commission, they will realize $164,500. Thats an almost 13-1/2 % MORE Bottom Line Return using a REALTOR ® .

* REALTORS ® can help you prepare the forms needed to complete a transaction . . . such as lead paint disclosure statement, property condition disclosure statement, purchase contract, legal description of the property and contingency clause addendum.

* As A REALTOR ® I work fulltime everyday and use sophisticated 24HR Automated Marketing Systems to Sell Your Home. How much of your FREE-TIME everyday will it take to sell your home?

* The Benefit to You: I can be objective, handle criticism of the house, and focus on how well the homes suits a buyer. As a trained professional, I am more attuned to the buyers’ needs and able to highlight the home’s features that have the most appeal to each buyer.

TeamClarkRealty will work hard for you each and every day!

Something To Ponder:

* Often buyers, especially inexperienced ones, rely on the real estate salesperson to help them obtain a mortgage. The Benefit To You is that I have experience in helping buyers locate a lender and select between fixed, adjustable, or balloon mortgages. I am also experienced in prequalifying buyers so that they will not make an offer on a home they cannot afford.

* Balancing offers and counteroffers, as well as handling many of the contingencies that usually accompany real estate transactions, can be frustrating or frightening. Together, we will master these tasks. In the end you will sell your home quickly, for the highest possible price, with the least amount of hassel.

* The Benefit To You is the tasks that must be completed before closing, including home inspection, termite inspection, title insurance, building permits for improvements, and so forth, will be initiated, and monitored so that you can close and move in on your schedule.

* The Benefit to You: I Can Screen Out The Tire-Kickers. Also, you will not have to open your home to anyone you know nothing about. Don't put your family at risk! I spend a great deal of time getting to know Buyer Prospects who want to look at your Home.

Something To Ponder:

* Often Buyers Will Deduct (6%-7%) From Any Offer They Make Because They Want Your Saved Commission.

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We Can Sell Your Home
In The Shortest Time
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With Less Hassel!

Dear Friend:

Yes, I want to send you to Parish Patch Inn.

OR GIVE YOU A $150.00 GIFT CARD.Its your choice!

Parish Patch Inn is a Peaceful Country Estate Bed and Breakfast located on the banks of Duck River and just 10 miles from Shelbyville, Tennessee. Shelbyville is the Walking Horse Capital of the World.

Would you like to receive a (2-night, 2-person) or (1-night, 4-person) stay at
this beautiful, relaxing, romantic Bed and Breakfast at absolutely no outlay for lodging expense?

Me Too.

Would you like to stay at this B&B at a time of you own choosing?

Me Too!
Here is a view of the Historic Cortner's Mill Restaurant, overlooking Cortner's Mill Falls where you will dine in one of Americas most unique Dining Rooms.

Here's a view of Parish Suite where you will sleep like a baby.



You can check out the rest of the complex at the following link.

http://www.parishpatch.com

What's the catch?    I want you to put on your thinking cap.

Are you aware of anyone who is thinking about selling their home or farm?

Could it be:

Your immediate family, Parents, Son or Daughter.

Your extended family, Grandparents, Uncles, Aunts, Nephew, Niece.

Your Co-Workers.

Your Church Family.

Your Barber, Butcher, Candle Stick Maker.

Are you aware of anyone planning to buy their next home?

Could it be:

Your immediate family, Parents, Son or Daughter.

Your extended family, Grandparents, Uncles, Aunts, Nephew, Niece.

Your Co-Workers.

Your Church Family.

Your High School or College Graduate.

Your Barber, Butcher, Candle Stick Maker.

Inquire of all these people. Ask them if they know anyone who wants to buy or sell.

Great!   You've found someone you would be proud to refer.   What's Next?

Call them and tell them to call me at . Then, after they have closed the transactions and are in the process of moving, they will appreciate the 2-Night stay at the Peaceful, Serene Parish Patch Bed and Breakfast Inn. They will be awarded a signed Parish Patch Bed & Breakfast lodging certificate at closing.
These certificates, a $250.00 value may be used at any time within the subsequent 6 months. Or ... if you prefer I can give you a $150.00 Gift Card.

I work hard for my clients, whether it be implementing over 50 steps to help
a Seller locate a Buyer, or researching and negotiating hard to help a Buyer
get the most home for the money.    And as an Agent, I can never represent
a Seller and Buyer in the same transaction.

Let the people I've served tell you about their experience with me.
Just click here.

http://teamclarkrealty.com/TESTIMONY.html

Are you thinking about disposing of YOUR home, taking your equity and getting
a bigger, newer, better place with more acres and privacy? How much is your equity?
You can find out instantly.

At TeamClarkRealty.com you can get an INSTANT Home Valuation and Satellite View of Your Home.   You'll know the value of your property at once.

Are you or anyone you know trying to find a home or farm?
Have you been driving the neighborhoods, searching for your perfect place to call home?

It gets confusing after viewing 3 or more homes doesn't it.

At TeamClarkRealty.com you can get a Time Saving Home Inspection Worksheet. Take it with you.
The worksheet makes it easier to compare features and come to a decision.

I work hard to help a buyer or seller get the best deal when they are ready to
make their move. If you, a family member, relative or co-worker knows someone
who can use this "chock full of strategic information" website, be sure to
let them know.

Yes, help me locate a Seller or Buyer who needs Quality Real Estate Representation
and I will send you (and/or) the one you referred to stay at this gorgeous Bed and
Breakfast on Duck River with an outstanding view of the Rolling Tennessee Hills, or give you a $150.00 Gift Card.

I hope you have a Happy, Healthy Successful New Year.

Best Wishes to You and Your Family,

JUST PRINT OUT THE CERTIFICATE BELOW

PUT CURSOR OVER THE PICTURE AND RIGHT-CLICK,
SELECT PRINT PICTURE.

and give it to the person who is in need of a Realtor(r)who will get them their Best Deal in a real estate transaction. Next, ask them to call me at .

The certificate will have your name and the name of the person(s) you referred. Then, when the transaction closes, you will have reserved for you a (2-night, 2-person) or (1-night, 4-person) stay at Parish Patch Inn. Total value of your prize is $250.00.

Kenneth Rodger Clark, Realtor
Vance Clay Realty & Auction Co.
401 Elm Street
Shelbyville, TN 37160
http://teamclarkrealty.com
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Want to give your chances of selling your home FAST a BOOST ?

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Put a Transmittor in Your House.

Record Your Message About Your Homes Favorite Features.

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